I have so much to say today, that I'm not sure where to start. Our computer has been offline for a couple of days because I royally screwed it up. I voluntarily downloaded the W32.pinfi virus because I was trying to do something slightly illegal (enter Karma) and completely kaffed my system. When I say completely, I mean the computer would turn on, BEEP loudly, and display a blue screen that read 'Fatal System Error, You Broke the Damn Thing.'

 

It is an extremely daunting sentence to see on your $2000+ system. And even though I thought calling the 'experts' where I bought the computer would solve my problem, I still had to call the gods at Dell to help me. You see, there is a big difference between 'ALT' and 'CTRL' (which I used to pronounce citril thanks to my mother) when you're trying to kick the motherboard into setup mode.

 

Alas, after three harrowing days without the computer (what the hell are we supposed to do whilst drinking our coffee in the morning?) Dell sent me the CD's to fix my moronic mistake via Puralator. Express no less, arriving in just over 24 hours. Now that's service.

 

So while I sit back in comfort enjoying that the Montreal Canadiens are leading their game 3-1 against Tampa Bay right now, I decided to check who, or what, had stumbled across my life while searching Google. 9 times out of 10, it's someone who has googled Michael Buble, and guess what pops up. My stupid dream. How embarassing. "Hey, look at this loser in Canada who had a stupid dream about Buble and wrote about it on the internet. Now everyone who can will search it and laugh their *ahem* asses off. For days.

 

Whatever.

 

I miss my sister-in-law, her husband and their children. I don't get to see them anymore. I miss my other sister-in-law. I never see her or talk to her or read her blog since she doesn't have one. At least I hear something from the first one! I miss my mother-in-law and father-in-law. They're so bloody funny, both in their own right. I miss my brother, and his girlfriend I've never met, and my first ever niece that I've never met. And I miss my mother. It's been too long now that I almost (ALMOST!) don't care why we haven't spoken since September.

 

That's a pretty loaded day for me!